Cricket joke
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
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He did translation:
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I’m not a mango man
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Colda & hota r fruits
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English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
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