Cricket joke

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 918 views
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