1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

kisi ne usko toka

Is ko cheel to lo

Pathan bola: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy

is K andar KELA hi ha!

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