1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha
1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha
kisi ne usko toka
Is ko cheel to lo
Pathan bola: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy
is K andar KELA hi ha!
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