Sardar got a job in AIRTel

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?

Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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