Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.

kiya wo phat gaya tha?

Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola

“THAAA”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 485 views

Lion. O budhe ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.
Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon
garam hoga,
Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zubaiada apna ka guse me totka

Jo qoom 2 mint signal par khari nai ho sakti wo kia khaak apne pairu par kia khari hogi.
Zubaida apa aj tapi howi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.

Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,

Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

 Dost: Wo kaisay ?

Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)