Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.

kiya wo phat gaya tha?

Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola

“THAAA”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 969 views
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