Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se
GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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