Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite
Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola: Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?
Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG bidi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views
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Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai ??.
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Answer:” both are Cool, Sweet..sab pasand
karte hai
aurMost important similarity; is,
dimag wali jagah
dhakkan hai.. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Choti Si Pyari Bacchi Ek Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Boli
Bacchi: “Uncle, Jab Mein Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karoge?”
Dukaandar Muskura Ke Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Haan Beta Zarur Kar Dunga”
Bacchi: “To Uncle, Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone?
Bank Manager 2 Sardar:
What is Cyclone?
Sardar smiled and Proudly
answered:
Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
5 reasons why you are my friend….
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2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason Found!
I was just drunk
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Santa: Agle janam mein tum kis roop mein paida hona chahogey?
Banta: cochroch bankar
Santa: Wo kyun?
Banta: Kyunki meri patni kewal cockroch se hi darti hai.
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Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my
father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny:
"She's a woman..."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:
"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"
Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...
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Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?
Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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‘Why both the essays are the same?’
Ron: Sir, our pet dog is same
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I had found the secret of the redness of the lips of her .
When she asked for the pan gutka to me,
‘Darling gutka pan to mangawao”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)