Sardar

Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 827 views
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