Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 766 views

Uncovered Manhole

A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.

She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.

When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachchon Ka Dimag Jan Ne Ke Liye Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Bachcho Ki Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai”

Koi Bachcha Kuch Bolta Is Se Pahle Pappu Khada Hua Aur Bola
Pappu: “Madam Pyaar Wo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Ho Aur Ishq Wo Hai Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u

Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi

Pathan:
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Jao meri behen

JEE Lo apna zindagi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: My dad was an extremely

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar selected a short girl

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)