Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 735 views

Judge ( chor se )

Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

26. Bird asked a bee

26. Bird asked a bee, u work so hard 2 get honey n people steal. dont u feel sad?

Bee-no,coz they can never steal my art of making honey.

Moral:
... Insaan kya.....
kutta, billi, makkhi, jisko dekho wo aajkal philosphy jhaad raha hai....:D :P :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta. 500 rs de do

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phatan Ki bank Daketi

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do." -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)