A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya

Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao

Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Omer qaid

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye
Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
.
.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,
Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka

Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,

Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,

Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo

Baghair Package k

"Mobile Data Net"
Use Ker Raha hai...;-p:0

by lescol (few years ago!)

Tu ehni sohni lagdi

Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi a tainu heer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

Kuri: Teri shakal mere massi de munde wargi tenu veer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)