Ist position
Pathan ne oxford universty mein 1st Positon li News
channel walu ne pucha
K ab kia kro gay? Pathan
bachpan se aik khuwab hy
k hum apna tandoor khole GA.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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