shadi k bad badal gaye ho
Biwi Shohar Se "Tum Shaadi k Baad Badal Gaye Ho !".
Shohar: "Mene Tumhei'n Pehly Hi Bata Dia Tha k Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi
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