shaadi ke baad main
1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1123 views
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John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.
Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Texi Wala-Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.
She smiles and said: You can go Further.
And
Pathan Drives to Multan
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen
Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen
Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte
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Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen
Meri Tarah..;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? .
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Party mein uss waqt sannatta chha gaya
jab Meera ne kaha
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"Waiter mere drink mein snow daal do"
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
PRoshni K Sheher Ko Tum Khud Hi Bachalo Doston
Najane Kon Isey Andheron Me Dhal Gaya
Mere Aasre Me To Bilkul Na Rehna
Mere To Khud Kaan Me Pathan ELFY Daal Gaye
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Question:
Kiya Orat, Admi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai..?
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AnsWer :
Yes,
Par Admi Crorepati Hona Chahiye..!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)