kya baat
Chote log
"PAISE"
Ki bat krte hen
Bare log
"TIME"
Ki bat krte hen
Khobsurat log
"BAAT"
Hi nahi krte
,
,
Wo sirf
"SMS"
Krte hen
Meri Tarah..;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 745 views
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