Apka beta fail
Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai?Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat 2 mere bete ke saath hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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