pathan and bomb
Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:
Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?
Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 788 views
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.
He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.
The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kunware ki zindagi AIRTEL ki tarah hai “Aisi aazadi aur kha”
Mangni ke baad zindagi SPICE ki tarah hai “Wife hai to life hai”
Shadi ke baad zindagi RELIANCE ki tarah hai “Raho patni ki muthi mein”
Beta hone ke baad zindagi HUTCH ki tarah hai “Jha jaye aap wha phunche network”
Aur aakhir mein BSNL ki tarah “The subscriber is not Reachable”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Extraordinary Student
Teacher: “Do you know Avogadro’s Number” ??
Student: “Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki” ??
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Teacher: “Ladka”
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Student: “Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Party mein uss waqt sannatta chha gaya
jab Meera ne kaha
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"Waiter mere drink mein snow daal do"
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.
Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki
Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: yar tu ne us larki k liye cigrate chor di?
Friend: han.
Boy: sharab bhi chor di?
Friend: han.
Boy: jua bhi chor dya?
Friend: han.
Boy: abay tu us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
Friend: yar itna sudhar giya tha k us se achi mil gai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agr b.v k zuban band ho jae to
nabz zaroor check kar len.. Ho sakta hai azadi mil jae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai
B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain
Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal
jati hai but DOST kabi nahi
badalte!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?
Pathan:
Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya Or Phir. Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)