Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views

Blueberry hill

It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Keera uchalta hai

1 student class me bahut ochal raha tha
teacher:ap k papa ap ko amrood khilate hain?
Student:g han lakin ap ko kaise pata chala
teacher:ap k ander k keere se

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pagal 1- mein is mental

Pagal 1- mein is mental hospital mein
naya hu,
mujhe pagalok sardar se milna hai
Pagal 2- Ssshhhh....... Chup......!!
Awaz mat karo, Boss funny msg Padh raha hai.....

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

new puzzle game

Your phone has been installed witha a new puzzle game. To play, Trow your phone against the wall.....

Then assemble the pieces.....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

blond sky divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)