Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir
P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir
P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir
Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
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