AQAL MAND PATHAN
Pathan ki bike Gum hogai
Woh khushi Me nachne Laga
1 Aadmi Ne poocha isme
khushi ki kya bat hy
Pathan: yara agar hum bike pe
betha Hota To Ham B Gum ho jata.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 835 views
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