Chor Aya Tijori P Likha

Chor Aya Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar rishta mangne gaya

Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar

Ek Admi Apne Bete Ko Buri Tarha Se Maar Raha Tha

Sath Wale Padosi Ne Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Padosi: “Arrey Itna Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?”

Aadmi: “Kal Isska Result Aane Wala Hai Or Mujhe Aaj Tour Pe Jana Hai Socha Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Hi Kar Loon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Is Suit ki Kya Price hai

Girl: Is Suit ki Kya Price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: “Uff”

Or wo Pink waly ki Price kya hai?

Dukandar: “uff”+”uff” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
purani sarhee

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kal schol q nai aye

TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wo konsi aurat hai

Teacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
.
.
.
Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa To Doctor:

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Stude well my child

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook