Pathan:tum ne mujhe dhoka dia hy
Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko
orignal radio dia hy
Pathan:radio pr
MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to
khta hy Ye radio pakstan hy.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!) / 907 views

Dunya Dhoky baaz hai

Aik chor makan ma dakhil huwa...
Tijori pe likha tha Right side button press karein..
. .
Chor ne aisa hi kia tau sairen baj gaya aur chor pakrra gaya..
. .
Court ma Judge ne pocha...
. .
"Tum apni safayi ma kuch kehna pasand karogay?"
. .
Chor ne afsurdah lehjay ma kaha. .
"Ma is se zyada kuch nhi kehna chahta k yeh dunya barri Dhokaybaaz hai". .
:D :D :D
HAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Santa on call:hi swtheart

Santa on call:hi swtheart,
kya kar rahi ho,

Gf-meri tabiyat kharab hai janu sone jaa rahi hu
aur tum.
.
.

Santa:main cinema hall mai tere peeche baitha hu kamini…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police Officer Bachey Se:

Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main.“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

After returning from a foreign trip

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Akalmand Pappu

Akalmand Pappu xD
Pappu: "I Love You,,
Girl: "Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya.??
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Pappu:" OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU,,
.
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Aur gift bhi kya maang rhi hai chappal :p
Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se..:p :D
I hate u :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)