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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What’s the matter with me? he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, You’re not eating properly.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 798 views
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