Dawaza kholo tm se bt karni hai
Police tak kak tak
pathan:kon?
Police:police wale hain darwaza kholo tm se bat karni hai.
Pathan:tum kitne ho?
Police:3
pathan:to pher apas me kar lo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 723 views
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