Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy..

Pinki boli : kon

Sardar: Main

Pinki: Main kon

Sardar: Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views

Bhikhari In Bombay

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wat did u learn at school.?

Father: Wat did u learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)