Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “India Mein Kitne Mahapurush Paida Hue Hai?”

Pappu: “India Mein Mahapurush To Kya Purush Bhi Paida Nahi Hue, Sab Bacche Hi Paida Huwe Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views

Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

jahaz main kafi log

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the
achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira,
jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik
nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal
aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &
Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao,
ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hawaii or Havaii

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.

He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.

As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"

"Havaii!", the man replied.

"Thanks", answered the man.

"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double vaat

Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar mai ek ladki ke saath date maar rahatha...Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Bejli kahan sai ati hai?
Student: Maire mamo ky ghar sai
Teacher: Wo kaise??
Student: Jab bhi light Jati hai, maire abbu kahty hain "Saalon ne phir bejli band kardi"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)