In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 836 views

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

500-year-old Statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki Apni Dadi Se

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi
jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty
hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi
usi raste se roz bazar jata hon, Mujhe
to koi nahi chairta

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya

TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies dibba hai

Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)