Teacher:- Translate this into
Teacher:-
Translate this into
hindi
"Jack united his Mom &
sister"
After deep thinking..
.
.
.
.
Student:-
"Jack ne apni maa behen ek
kar di..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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