Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey culture ko seekne aur jab wapus aya tho logo ne usey poocha ke kya seeka hai thumne tho bola "BIJLEE RALA BIJLEE LARA!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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