Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Bathay kr rahey the
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
.
Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
.
"Pak gya hon"
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Man Is Almost About To Die

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.

Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.

Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)