khuda kr diya

krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!


Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

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