Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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