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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1016 views

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:

In Exam Hall Boy Askd To A Girl:

‘Mjhe Bs Is Answr Ki Starting Bta Do
Baki Mai Likh Lunga.’

Lrki Ne Dhyan Se Idhr Udhr Dekha,
Phir Dheere Se Boli:





Four things boys do in the
Examination Hall1.
Counting the Girls2.
Counting the fans & tube
lights3. Reading the brand
name of their pen4.
Thinking of studying for at
least next ExamsFour
things Girls do in the Exam
Hall1.Write2.Write3.Write4
.And just WriteAata ho ya
na aata ho….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In bio practical: Examiner

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko

Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko Zarur Aana

Hum Ap ko

Zarda Pulao

Cold Drink

Matar Paneer

Gulab Jamun

IceCream

Se Hone Wale NUKSANAT K Bare Me Batayenge...-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (few years ago!)