Tum log bhi na

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 866 views
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