Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 867 views
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