A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views

usne khud kushi ker li

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi
karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha,
doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar & Pathan

Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar rupay dega ...

Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S

Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...

Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.

satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola

Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)