1 larki rasty se

1 larki rasty se jaaa rahi thi side se achanak bike nikli

Larki - Aby Oye maarega kya

Boy - mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar lunga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 772 views
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