Santa zoo ka watchman
Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya?
Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the
alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x
y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jadeed Eduaction
jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!
1. " science say Gira Arts me Atka"
2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"
3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"
4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"
5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"
6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"
7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Afridi lala tension na lu
me again ye record bana dun ga
ap ka apna misbah
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
masjid mein elaan ho ra tha 1 bach mila hy jin ka hai aa k ly jain
1 pathan masjid gya or bola:hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hy????????
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”
Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?
Santa:"Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai
mai saari duniya ko mita dunga, mai sari duniya ko mita dunga
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dosra pagal has kar bola
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he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A man asked sardar how was ur english paper
sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form of think so i thought and thought and i finally wrote thunk
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
1.Chunti Hathi K OOpr Beth Kr Ja Rhi tHi
Rasty Me Kacha Pull aaGya
Usko Dekh K Chunti Boli..
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Janu Cross Kr lo Gy Ya Utron;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)