Alphabet

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the
alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x
y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 880 views
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