Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or
halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 542 views
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May 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes, Memon Jokes
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Next day again..
Strange man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?Boy: Nahi.
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Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy ek Doctor se: Doctor ye mujhe pareshan kar raha hai "tu Ramesh ka ladka hai" puch puck ke..
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Santa On 60th Birthday:
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)