Pyala pechan lea leta hai
Mehman:me jab se chahe pee raha hun ye kutta mera mu kiun dekh raha hai
sardar:ye bahut taiz hai apna pyala pehchan leta hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 813 views
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