Pakitani Police
Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 936 views
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