Santa Ki Modern

Santa Ki Modern Sali Ne Usko Office Jate Waqt Kaha

Sali: “See You In The Evening”

Santa Gusse Mein: “Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga Saali, English Mein Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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