Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 872 views
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With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...
The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.
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Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
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Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
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Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
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