A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

School main master

School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya

Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya fark hota H
An-Ullu k bache bade hokar ullu,Gadhe k Gadhe Bante H
jb ki Insan k bache Gadhe,Ullu dono ban Skte H

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SARDAR: kal me bathrom

SARDAR: kal me bathrom vich gia te uthy sap betha C

WIFE: hy o Raba fir tusi ki kita?

SARDAR: kuj nai me sup nu kiya tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya aye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar-why are all these people

Sardar-why are all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

8 khaiye nahi jaian ge

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)