A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views

Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bakri ne anda

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dead Sea

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed It.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blind man

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larki ek asi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)