Bina interst ke loan

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa
interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste
dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 853 views
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