Itefaq

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 791 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de

Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de dy thakur

Thakur: le ly saly mera b ly jai ka b ly veru ka b ly basnti ka b lu immam shb ka b ly pury gao ka le ly

Ghaber sory yar tu to emotional hi ho gya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life is full of problems.

Life is full of problems.

But some peopels have discovered a few simple KEYS to remove all tensions.

That are,?

.

.

.

Saanu-Key,?

Hor Key,?

Teno key ?

Ay key ?

Hoya key ?

ty Fer Key ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of Technical Overdose:



Height of Technical Overdose:

A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting:

F1 F1 F1

instead of

help-help-help! :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kids write an essay on

Teacher: Kids write an essay on President of Pakistan.....
.
.
.
.
Few Moments Later...........
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Miss! What is the english of Kanjar????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kid..in english class

kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..

madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..

.
.
.
.
kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D

hahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cream lagaya kar

Larka:tm kon si cream lagati ho
Larki khush ho k:koi nai
Larka to lagaya kar na kali

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Kal rat mere dost

Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske
spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil
khol k paap kro.


Q ki nark me
bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud
diwaro pe baithe hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Shirt ke liye koi badiya

How many holes?

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Ladki Ka Facebook

Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia

Pathan

Do sharabi rat ko...

A man in USA

The smartest dog

American boy: Dogs

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook