1 jaga bomb
1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 733 views
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