A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views

shaikh

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Wrong caller

Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??

Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. :P

Again call…

Caller: fridge hai??

Admi gusse sy: nhi hai

Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga :D :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 mai se 2 minus krdo

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

pthn humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

pthn salan..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife- i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan by mistake sea me gir

Pathan by mistake sea me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me fish aayi….use pakar kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)