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een admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon. Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon. Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno , main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 923 views
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