Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 876 views

Tum mere liye sitaray

Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray

tor kar la sakte ho?

Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta

tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi:
Wife: MSC:
Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein
FSC/MSC Kia
Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate
Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur
FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Larki ka kuch bhrosa nai

Teacher:tum sub ne body guard filam dekh kar kia sekha?

Bache :yahi k larkiun ka koi bharosa nai wo to secuirty guard se bi set ho sakti hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

DR: aap ke teen daant

DR: aap ke teen daant kese toot gye?

mareez: waife ne karak roti banyi thi

DR: to khane se inkar kerdete..

mareez: jee wohi to kiya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)