Sardar intarview dene gaya
Sardar interview dene gaya,
officer:what do you do?
Sardar :kafi dair sochne k bad happy birth day to you
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 511 views
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Faqeer 2 Lady:
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A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits
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Teacher:
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Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.
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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi
Mehman khushi khushi dono per phool barsa rahe the
Jab dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas aaker baithi, to weh bola
Thoda paas hoker baitho, ek swari aur baith sakti hai
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Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
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